If you're so good, why do you allow bad things to happen? 28x04 - Treehouse of Horror XXVII. Springfield! I know I am. Uh, tell him the end of the day is when the sun goes down. Judith Owen: ♪ 600 ♪ Only... my childhood imaginary friend... can save me now. 10/17/16 02:31 (THUNDER CRASHES) Oh, Dad, why are you taking us Christmas tree shopping on Halloween? My name is Kang... and this is my sister, Kodos. Stop! Friend, you got a deal. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? One of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral. Oh, Dad, why are you taking us Christmas tree shopping on Halloween? They've already reached the Renaissance. [Yelps, Screams] [Continues Screaming] Ah. [S08E01] S8.Episode 1.Treehouse of Horror VII.DVDRip-gre Watch online Download Subtitles Searcher: 1CD 28/11/2017 29.970: 191x srt: 0.0: 0: 8.5 "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror VII (1996) [S08E01] The.Simpsons.S08E13.DVDRip.XviD-TOPAZ Watch online Download Subtitles Searcher: 1CD 21/11/2017 23.976 : 47x srt: 0.0: 0: 8.5 "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror VII (1996) [S08E01] Treehouse … [Muffled Swearing] [Gasps] Hold on, guys. What am I doing? Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night? [Bart, Muffled] I don't care. Attic? Hmm, hmm, hmm. I can turn you into the worst thing you can imagine: your mother. This matches what we found on the lawnmower and the picture in the therapist's office. 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 2.1 Intro 2.2 Married to the Blob … The whole town lives in fear of him because of this, constantly forced to be happy and fulfill his every demand. This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: Missing speakers and actions Remove this template once any and all issues are resolved. You went into the attic? I've drugged all the concessions so you'll do what I say. Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Homer entre dans la cuisine et ouvre une citrouille. 27x05 - Treehouse of Horror XXVI. [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. There I was. It's a two-party system. It's what we've always feared: It's loose. [Gurgles] [Whimpers] Commence bio-duplication. Wait a minute, we don't have to kill each other. Does something happen to nosy kids who ask questions? I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart. You idiot, now you're trapped here with us. These are just square pancakes. Are you still here? Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 6 November 2005.. Pranala luar "Treehouse of Horror XVI" di IMDb "Treehouse of Horror XVI" di TV.com Treehouse of Horror XVI script at Springfield! I work my butt off to feed you four kids, and all you do is-. Hey, you built a model city. I didn't know the pool table could do that. You tryin' to grow a friend? I am Clin-ton. That complicates matters. Who? Homer, let us out. End communication. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XVII (TV Episode 2006) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Your world is incredible, and you speak English. Oh, no. But then I outgrew her. Hey, who the hell are you? Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, Treehouse of Horror VII, den ochtú sraith The Simpsons ar an 27 Deireadh Fómhair 1996.Scríobh Ken Keeler, Dan Greaney agus David S. Cohen an eipeasóid seo. This is a nice script from the TV show The Simpsons. They're evolving so quickly. Terror at 5½ Feet: Bart witnesses a gremlin taking the school bus apart, but no one believes him. Lisa: We didn't have much in Springfield, but we always had water. Edit. Take the bait! ♪ Gold. Instead, they've requested the 1941 Glenn Ford movie, 2000 Miles to Oregon. Throw your vote away. No. The Fox network did not have any objection to the line, but it was rejected by some of the writers as … We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us. Just get your broom, old man, and get ready to sweep up some broken boy. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries... embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss. Remoh Industries market capitalization, $20 billion and the new owner of Duff Stadium. [All Gasp, Murmuring] I must say, we find that quite perplexing. Ned, that noggin of yours is just what we need. The only thing I want to kill is your sadness. That's a nice story, kid, but, uh, we're keeping our eye on you. All rights reserved. Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir. You gave us life, and only your divine intervention can save us from the devil. [Engines Power Up, Blast] The politics of failure have failed. That’s because it launched a Simpsons Halloween tradition that continues to this day: “Treehouse of Horror,” the annual triptych of horror-themed tales … That's Slick Willie for you- always with the smooth talk. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. One of you guys! (A scene from the movie plays and then is cut off with a flash. See? Those candidates are phonies! watch 01:20. Bill Watson. Un-shrink you? Wow. In the eighth annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Homer Simpson is the last man left alive when a neutron bomb destroys Springfield until a gang of mutants come after him, Homer buys a transporter that Bart uses to switch bodies … The destroyer! W-Well, chalk this one up to carelessness on my part. Is that the school? But, Dad, this can be a new beginning for us. So, how are my little Stone Age tub dwellers? Also, every time you die, I get another semester of automatic As. Treehouse of Horror XII "Hex and the City" has a gypsy cursing Homer and everyone he loves. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. He's wastin' water like a Tucson swim-up bar while I'm bathing with a dog's tongue here! Whoops, my finger slipped. Except, um, there's this election next week... so after that, it might not be him anymore. Well, perhaps we're all a little crazy. I'm … Remoh spelled backwards is Homer. Oh, that's silly. Set grid coordinates for Bob Dole. The waffle iron's in the shop. Why am I so fat? In Bart's nightmare, he is a boy who's able to bend reality with his mind, as well as read the minds of others, and he will turn anyone who thinks badly about him into a creature. Season: 17 Episode: 4 Script: Marc Wilmore Directed by: David Silverman First broadcast: March 8, 2007. "The Genesis Tub" casts Lisa as a creator of a tiny little world. The cowboy uses his neon beer bottle to squish the crowd. Hmm. [Crowd Cheers] Abortions for all. He was actually killed by our greatest nemesis. The flash then ex… As you know, I possess all the remaining water. Only invisible killer I believe in is God. [Crowd Murmuring] Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate. (SIGHS) We still haven't gotten to the beginning of the song. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. Uh, Bob Dole doesn't need this. No. Yes, Doctor. Excellent. Smart boy. But I think there's a way to set everything right. To take your mind off your troubles, I will sponsor a no-holds-barred battle to the death among our cutest children. It's almost like seeing into the future. [Mild Applause] [Engine Approaching] [Footsteps Running] America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. script. [Meows] [Clattering] [Person Muttering] Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last … Treehouse of Horror VIII. We are travelers from a certain nearby ringed planet... whose name we'd prefer not to mention. Good luck next week. Share The Simpsons - Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII - The Simpsons appear in three tales of terror: Bart … (CRYING): I mean, it's a great college essay, but it's not worth it. Rachel, Rachel, you must understand the thankless role of the imaginary friend. And tell me it's not a computer acronym like Repeating Algorithm for Calculating Hotel... No, no, no. I'll get socks. And hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil," but it ain't gonna happen. Also, I sober up in the middle with no difficulty just like real alcoholics. That's science-fair pay dirt. Rum- so no one will believe your story! (CHUCKLES) ("CAROL OF THE BELLS" PLAYING) (GRUNTS) All: Aah! We are aliens, but what are you going to do about it? [Both Chortling] [Chortling Continues] [Crowd Murmuring] All hail President Kang! All those years caged up in here-. Marge! watch 01:20. You don't understand. All you have to do is un-shrink me. The debigulator worked! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies- Oh, my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right! Treehouse of Horror XVII Treehouse of Horror XVII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. [Crowd Clamoring] Listen. Actually, I deliver little bags to guys inside. Because in America, everything's way too early. Hello. They said he died jogging, but I never believed it. First-rate work, Bart. And they'll blame you because nobody else can see me. [All Shuddering, Whimpering] Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, it seems like every year my rockets get less powerful. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen... when I was abducted by a flying saucer! Treehouse of Horror VII Treehouse of Horror VII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. I made a pigeon-rat. Hmm. ♪ Two times 300 ♪ I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane... once I sew us back together. Uh, tell him that dinner is the meal at the end of the day. Hey, these aren't waffles. You smokers disgust me. Either way, your planet is doomed. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Or we could do it peacefully at the ballot box. Take us to your leader. Good luck, Mr. Dole. I'll help ya. "Treehouse of Horror XVI" adalah episode keempat dari musim ketujuh belas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. Now let me introduce you to your fellow agents. Lisa: You think I'm God? ♪ And thousands of promos for ♪ So, nosy old Marge was the reason you-you moved on from me. He couldn't have been the evil, left twin. We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to. Treehouse of Horror VII: The Thing and I. Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you? I, uh, live in the clock building. [Clattering] [Footsteps Running] Did you hear that, Bart? [Laughing Loudly]. [Muttering] Uh, there. but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me... -- "Treehouse of Horror VII" His words are quickly covered by screams from the audience, as the grinning face of Bart appears in the sky. [Yells, Grunts] Kent Brockman here with "Campaign '96: America Flips a Coin." This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Yes. You can't protect them every second. I believe he's... having a little Sherri. Ow! [Gulps] I suppose you wanna probe me. What devil? Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Bob Dole. The last child standing in a pile of his fallen chums will win a day of aquatic fun at my personal reservoir. Ow! There it is. Am I still here? We've had our eye on you since your father... our best man... died. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? ♪ Yes, that's right ♪ You imagined a girl that's killing everyone in town. 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 2.1 Opening Sequence 2.2 … In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. [Cheering] Stop! The Simpsons tackles the bizarre cult horror film Basket Case in season eight's Halloween special with its first segment, "The Thing and I." So sorry you lost your best friend in such a cool tragedy, Lisa. Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion... but unfortunately, one of them was... pure evil. We have a winner. And now some light remarks by comedian Drew Carey. As the Fox … Bart: Trick-or-treat! What? “I'm the last man alive, and I can do everything I've always wanted!” Homer[src] "Treehouse of Horror VIII" is the fourth episode of Season 9, and the 182nd episode overall. Ah! Treehouse of Horror VII "The Thing and I" introduces us to Bart's long lost evil twin. [Chuckles]. Il court partout dans la cuisine. That means the evil twin is and always has been... Bart. [Children Groaning] Principal Skinner, wait! So I played with my imaginary friend, Rachel. It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Shouldn't you people be groveling? I came from your brain, where your darkest thoughts live. In Hell they make you watch them all in a row. [Yelps] And don't come back. See ya soon. You wanna be on the right or the left? No. We have learned of a plot to buy up all of the world's beer. Hmm. [Sighs] [Electrical Oscillating] [Sighs] [Electrical Oscillating] [Yelps] [Grunts] It worked! Then I want all the beer to celebrate. We are merely exchanging long protein strings. This is a mission of conquest. [Crashes] Wh-Wh-Wha-What's happenin'? With all our new fighting skill, we could topple Burns. My mom was so right when she said I didn't need you anymore. What will I do? Oh, you finish your fish heads, then we'll talk. The devil is your brother? The script originally called for Kodos and Kang to look over the smoking ruins of Springfield and say "This sure is a lot like Iraq will be." Look! Mold! The Treehouse of Horror series, formerly known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, are an … It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 27, 1996. You got a point there, Bill. Treehouse of Horror VIII Treehouse of Horror VIII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. 27x05 - Treehouse of Horror XXVI. ♪ So very bad ♪ A pool cue. No more questions. No abortions for anyone. "The Genesis Tub" pays tribute to The Twilight Zone as it follows Lisa's journey … [Mild Applause] I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow... which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. Space aliens. Directed by Mark Kirkland. [ Coughs ] Oh, God. If you and I are gonna whup these one-eyed space fellas... we're gonna have to set aside our differences. … Seriously, though, don't ever go up there. A monstrous irregularity. Hey! Hmm. Bart's just my brother. I've hidden a bunch of weapons in your suit. Huh. [Sighs] Come on, you stupid fish. Frank Grimes?! Sooner or later you'll let your guard down... and then, flush, it's toilet time for Tiny Town. What the-Who's the- Son of a- [Muffled Yells] Oh, my God. 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